9:16 PM — Uh oh, Obama and Pelosi spoke over each other for 0.2 seconds. Get John Roberts up there to re-administer the Constitution!
9:17 PM — Oh man, how long has Barack been waiting to pull that smooth ‘and the First Lady of the United States’ line? He is getting so laid tonight.
9:17 PM — Oh man, how long has Barack been waiting to pull that smooth ‘and the First Lady of the United States’ line? He is getting so laid tonight.
Ken Layne for Wonkette, Liveblogging the Speech of Obama’s Life (This Week)
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