“ Lamenting his melon allergy and fear of heights, he exclaimed, ‘I’m sorry—I wish I could, but I can’t consume cantaloupe on the cantilever!’
me, pretending to be a writer for Pushing Daisies
(Does the fact that I’m only interested in writing for canceled television shows mean that I don’t have “what it takes” to succeed in show business?) +
(Does the fact that I’m only interested in writing for canceled television shows mean that I don’t have “what it takes” to succeed in show business?) +
